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Feels like xxm690's blog didn't have any update,

or at least decent one for more than a week ? @_@

JUKE !

This is not a good ass post,

just here to thank everyone for suprise party again !

busy bee is me !

updating this week definitely, maybe tomorrow ?

Went to car show yesterday tho,

And I drove yesterday here too!

It's kinda a big deal for me cause I've never drove here okay?

BTW, update soon !

here's a pix of me !

Seeee ya'll ! ;]

Im going out for lunch and watch piranha at 2 clock ! !

See ya !

Shut the fuck up - Brian pumper

LAMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB CHOP ! !!

hey ya'llllll !

it's 5:05am and i've just showered and i don't think i can fall asleep anymoeee

i think i sleep alot more in the winter like pig ( zhu )

or like panda...

cause they hibernate too.

and i've reached rank 1 in starcraft 2 today !!

lolol !!

well, technically today, but it's yesterday, i mean..

i haven't go to sleep yet so...

Number 1 in platinum league !!!

i don't think im that good ,,

to be number 1 in my league on 1v1 in australia

most of the games were just plain "cheese" rush o_O

( click on it to enlarge ! gogogo !! )

xD

not just number 1 in 1v1,

but also number 1 in 2v2,

me and ron keep losing at start,

until a point that we accidentally found a very gay strategy !

hahah

Well, if you were wondering why were there so many losses..

basically, this status keep tracks of the entire account when you sign in,

of course at 1st i donno how to play marhh..

cb, give ppl rush 99.

give ppl say noob

give ppl say cheesealot

give ppl jio my mom ! lol

give ppl say im gonna suck for the rest of my life

well, you get the picture.

haha, im so lameeeeeeeee

doing an entry about starcraft ~_~

guess i eat too much lammmmmmbbbbb chop !

lol !! HAHA i donno why i think that's funny,

im sure you guys won't find it as funny tho !!

i am so weird lar okay! HAHA

well, im gonna try to sleep.

i must !

bye !!

Ridin Solo - Jason De'rulo

HARROO EVERYBODY

OMG i didn't update for a week.

you know 1 thing about blog,

it's actually like a fruit.

cause fruit is healthy,

and i get to spaz my feelings out here,

without having to hurt anybody,

therefore, it's healthy .

blogging is healthy.

I am so relieved I didn't get singled out today !

usually i come back from this morning's class

i would feel like SCAT

which means SHIT ON THE WALL.

What can I say, thanks genghis khoo water bucket,

you are one amazing yet arrogant bastard i've known,

who have helped me on my interim report.

yeahhh, 4000 words babehh .

really ? 4000 words? REally ?

An opportunity evaluation and interim report requires 4000 words EACH ?

My organizational behavior report 2000words are killing me already

someone please shove a shovel in my ..

but havent write 4000 larh, it's just a draft for today !

next week due . 4000 word interim report and 2000word ob assignment.

yersh, even rockstars have their own problem..

very very the fed up with this course im taking.

FED UP NINETY NINE!

And i finally got rid of my obsession for cars.

I must have!

I saw lamborghini and db-9 today and i wasn't even turned on.

god, please.

i wanna stay like this for quite a long time.

until i have my own money to purchase one of those sexy foxes.

WHICH IS LIKE. NEVER.

haha !

I should've learned those TV series you know,

beg for their cars and play pity.

Well, I've had beef with my parents not because they didn't buy me my dream car,

it's because they break,

i mean BROKE their promise on purchasing one for me,

MMhmmm, yeah.

I have accomplished what they set for me to do, 100% true

ask my roommates.

heck, even my family also knows i should be able to get my car,

but we are all terrified of the almighty judge

A.K.A

Dripping Nine Swords

but it's okay,

how hard can life be without a car ?

i still have my girl, my friends, my dogs

dogs in this case would refer to ( brandon and leap tien )

and i still have starcraft 2 to entertain me.

WHAT. me and ron currently holding rank 1 in 2v2 man.

Yeah, im so proud of myself because im a hardcore gamer!

And check these pictures outt

Look at my perverted buddy,

man, if you think you like to post " LOVE SNSD "

" SNSD FOR LIFE "

man, you a fake .

nothing is real until you see this mad guy

photobook what edition

cost 80$ AUD.

man, don't even get me started on what else he got on korean chicks

aaron can finally rest in peace now, with his book.

HI RON ! this bugger was playing starcraft II until like this

need medivac

the pictures aren't in orders , AYCS

i know none of you know what that means

HAHAHA

the imba mom. yes she has the most imba ringtone ever man

it's like the tone to call all the secret stone warriors from china to life

Weeow, too bad aaron.

you knwo you'll never...

RavenOne and catherine wanna dig in liao

imba curry by imba mom

btw, brandon and leap tien,

i've got your supper here !! HAHAHA

20+ pocky.. HAHA

haibu, pocky fans this.

HARLOW GUIS,

we is the doggy club

this is where we chill, in the kennel ;o

gg, i see cuteness in me.

LONER IN THE CORNER ! HAHAHA

German Sheperd, Rottweiler and lakia dog

Aaron says :

They can provide you money,

but no one can sex better than i can

that's why im pointing this 2 up

cause you think there'll be 2 guys on you

when there's only me

LONER CLUB
LONER CLUB #2


Sexy blue and the hot grey

inferior product girl and made in malaysia

Chowchow and German sheperd,

incase you don't know what's chowchow

google it !

its' cUTE


Stop wrapping condoms on the mic asshole

WELL, I STILL HAVE ONE MORE ENTRY I WANNA DO.

it's about Audrey AWWWW, cooking supradelisexycious food for all of us

guess ill be doing that entry some other time.

CAUSE .

ITS

TIME

FOR

ME

TO

KICK

ASS

IN

STARCRAFT

BABEYYYHHH.

1v1 RANK #3 PLATINUM RANK.

YES, meaning. bronze, silver and gold rank can suck it

im better than you, and there's nthing you can do about it!

ohh noes, im so cocky about my gaming skeelz.

btwimafriendlyguyso..

addmejuelzecrowninstarcraft2

;) me wan play with anyone .

you got what edition i oso no scare.

you got razor mouse i no scare

you got 50inch monitor screen i never scare.

you got 3 hands to play games i nvr scare.

you got imba mouse pad i nvr scare.

you got imba 10000$ computer i also no scare

cause me skeelz > all that.

BEEYATCH.

GTG ! SC II fever is on.

Please don't stop the music - Jamie Cullingham ( i dont know how to spell his name )

but i've been listening to this song 2 weeks already,

even my roommate's mom also dujoi this song already ^_^

HEHE

BUAI !

Let's make a movie

Whoaaaaaaa,

it's the juelze "rottweiler " crown ~~

have you guys ever had a really kickass dream,

and you try to get back at it when you woke up.

I was awake at 9:10. but i had this awesome dream man...

But i can't tell you guys what is it ! Hehe,

well...

it's a bus ride with kiera knightley, jl, sarrie

doreamon and GTR-johnny..

i kept trying to crawl back to that dream but guess

god wasn't on my side..

waking up looking at the clock 9:32 !

geegee, class is at 9:30.

Haha! someone please kill me already,

before the tutor does``

okay larh, im just writting this entry so i can look at it after a year,

and probably give it a laugh or something !

BTW, i've watched Scott pilgrim VS The World,

it was out the 1st day here, yesterday

ROFL ROFL ROFL.

I love it larh, very s*hai !

but hong says it's the worst movie ever.

but me and aaron, mike, seng, and will thought it was hilarious..

it's like .. a really retarded fun movie ! =p

but of course, if you're only in love with movies like

" i will fight for you, until my heart stops beating "

then go kill yourself. two-times ``

Hmm, and lately didn't do much larh.

Just working on assignment,

stupid tutor say i did a little less work than the others in the group,

so she's placing me responsible for my team on next week's presentation.

FML much.

i did the 2nd most work OK ?? LOL!

SHADOW RAZE YOU OB TUTOR.

"c" "x" "z"

hehee !

Okay..

Genghis is currently rank 4 in platinum division in SC 2. ( 1v1)

I was ranked 18 platinum in division in SC 2 ( 1v1 )

But i kinda suck,

i don't know how i still manage to get #18! HAHA

guess more people SUCK HARDER than i do ! =p

and genghis, me and ron currently have hold rank 4 in (3v3)

anyways, add me in SC 2 if you're playing larh.

My ID = JuelzeCrown !!!

oh wait, it's JuelzeCrown ( without the exclamation mark )

HAHA =p =p

Sheeesh, i'm hungry, gonna get myself some food !

TILL THEN,

let's make a movie, starring you and me yeahhh..

okay, that's a cheesy line for me to say it cause i'm not chris brown ._.

but check his new song which was collaborated with twista

quite nice yo ;)

Let's make a movie - Twista ( Ft. Chris Brown )

SAVE MEHH

Owwwh you make me smile,

haha !

it's a song by uncle kracker.

what the hell, which white man calls himself a kracker..

but what the hell right, it's probably not such a big deal !

WELL.. I am 20% till i've finished the stuffs i've to present tomorrow

on entrepreneurial venture class. 9am.

i tend to sleep more than 9 hours when it's winter...

is that normal ? sighh..

here i am, again..

skipping lecture cause im doing my work last minute!

;) ;o

CAN YOu BELIEVE IT.

I went to church, not that it's a big deal or what not..

but it is for me lorhhhh...

waking up at 11am on sundays ? wtfff.

take train go de ok !

Aihh, and there's a guy i met called CHAO SHUAI.

man, i wish i had such a cool name.

instead i have a pretty weird name.

Joo Ling . yeah, mata juling.

i get that alot back in primary sch,

I AM BORED TO DEATH.

BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO FINISH THE LAST PART.

bahhh, im gonna go shower now and go have a break!

this entry is so pointless,

ya i know !!

Im sorry my life is a total fail !

youknowonlyicangiveyouthatblackforestyumyum ! ;P

and teh is actually a malay.

Teh Muhammad How Bin Hong.

i didn't start this shit, the church peeps did ! HAHA

Fancy - Drake

raughoutrouddd

hi brandon,

i know you are reading this.

and i just wanna say.

you are by far one of the most sohai jpj ever

may we sesco people forever.

R.I.P brandon sim.

okay im really hyper now. HEHE

Secrets - One Republic

Update le!

What up my favorite rockband ?!!!!!

Apparently, my housemate mr teh how hong,

very powerful. His father blow up stones de..

imbaimba.

you think you paikia imba ?

His father set bomb under your car arh !!

Okay. damn sohai !

I mean if any of you know me, ya'll know i can make something

really really tiny !

and a good conversation, or a retarded one.

Anywaysss, we've just came back from

Step Up 3.

MAN i hate this blog man,

sometimes my font just go blue and weird and crap and your face.

but it's okay.

This movie is a definitely must go watch.

If you believe in juelze crown,

then you should go.

if you don't believe in me,

then you should at least believe Hong and Prokaa.

Cause i was like .. " it's so GOOD ! "

and they're like

"RUFUCKINKIDDINGME?!

ITZ ZO GWEAT. ME WATCH AGAIN ANY TIME "

so . yeah, go watch it.

berry berry c00l o.

unless you're too cool for dancers,

then you can run through a wall.

Anywayssssssss..

What have i been up to lately,

Ouuu,

Miss @www somehow have like a bigillion friends ya know,

somehow went to celebrate birthday partIES.

yes.. they really like celebrating parties.

look at dizz..

Joseph & Dor33n

( ice cream cake ** )

2 cakes.

Audrey actually went to put the chocolate cake into an oven,

so it's kinda like melty,

so that's where my INNOVATION kicks in,

imba aye ?

me put lil bit of hot fudge and ice cream in my mouth so it meltzz,

taste so wrong yet so good.

Mhmmm, if you think im nasty,

you're the nasty one. you freak.

Okay, pictures not in order larh but what the hell right.

ITS MY STUPID BLOG,

unless you wanna log in and arrange all the pictures for me,

that'll do too . HAHA

ThisIsJoseph A.K.A George's Wife or Husband !

HEHE **

Btw these pictures aren't taken by the imba me ok,

let me rephrase that. I can take pictures like this if i wan.

Cause i is imba.

Okay, imma stop crapping.

taken by the pro george.

They both like rubbin each other's ahem..

See those 2 paikia put up their gang signs.

Oh Wow, mine actually looked the sissiest.

WTFFFFF.

I WANT ONE ON MY BIRTHDAY TOO.

HAHA! Happy birthday Doreen,

eventho ya'll never get to read this but mehhh

Okay.. Joseph, Edwin and Davin..

i think.. HAHA

AND NOW.

I PRESENT YOU.

WHAT IS GOING TO KEEP ME.

BERRY BERRY OCCUPIED.

dan dan rang dannnnn..

* drum roll *

Starcraft II,

OMG !

I wasn't really into it you know,

just like mmhmm.. another over-rated game.

Until me play it .

me is very addicted, for couple of days.

And i got my ass pwned 3 match in a row.

Then that's where i play a little less.

Oh yeaaa, look damn imba right ?

It better. Cause it's $89 ta de ma.

hurt if it no good ok ? HAHA.

Okayyyyyy,

so how's your week ?

Mannnnn.. I blog at least once a week ( except long breaks )

what are you other bloggers doing...

NEVER UPDATE ONE.

Specially that dick kuan, everyday write poem in blog..

haibu, if i wanted a poem ill go to a poem webbie ok.

AND I SAW A REALLY REALLY NICE SOCCER PANTS,

polo brand one, italy,

white with the usual lil red and green stripes.

But i think im gonna buy the spain one.

Black n Red Espanol !

Espanol... Is that how you spell it ?

I sure hope so.

Cause i know there's alot of grammar nazis behind their pcs'

And FYI, i bought my Spain polo before FIFA even started,

People think i buy it because it looks nice,

But afterall

the great one has to confess eventually,

I am actually one of the low-profile oracle.

who lived since the early 2000b.c,

I already know spain sure get one...

that's why i bought the shirt BEFORE it started.

SO YOU ALL CAN TAKE THAT.

AND THROW IT BACK TO THE OCTOPUS!

And seriously, so many people are gonna knock on my door

and ask for my professional tip for the upcoming 2014 Brazil FIFA.

HAHA,

sometimes i feel im so lame..

but really, how are you not lame for reading all this ?

SUCKA !

peace peace ! see ya'll ! GD NITE !

Beggin - Madcon