Tiger My Ass

In order to summon your King JC

hush and repeat this spell 3 times..

Ka mi kat chaah ,
du du dum a dum dudu..
don't stop.

Ka mi kat chaah ,
du du dum a dum dudu..
don't stop.

Ka mi kat chaah ,
du du dum a dum dudu..
don't stop...

* POW *
* lots of smokes coming out from your pants *



* you are wiggling your toes cause it's so good *



ARE YOU READYYYY ???!!
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BAMMMM !!!


King JC :: Ssup bitches, ye summoned me ?

HAHA,
i know i know,
how can i be so gay and so cool at the same time..



You must be wondering why my intro is about tiger's ass ...
I tell you what larhh,

My last year economics teacher, Mr Kheng
a penang teacher who taught in RMIT for over 400 years already
that fella told us that Crowns Casino is also a bank.

Which you can only deposit your money
and you can never withdraw it ..

You know what i say ?
(to myself that is )

where got 100% lose money to casino one..
casino is not my father
if my father's one,
sure win one larh,
case you can never win an arguement with him one..

HAHA ! okay, im just kidding
my father is being nicer to me lately,
HAH ! okay,
i don't wanna share my kiss ass story up here.

Anyways, back to the god damn story.

There's so many signs for me this year
that i am about to win 3 million okay ??

It all started from..

Once upon a time,

We went for like a double date or something larh..


Introducing Yana and Siew Good.
( don't know if it's spelled Siew Good,
but it's pronounced liddat okay ? )

Ada Liang moi and Leng Chai this.
HAHA.

Liang Moi and Leng Cai #2

KAy, it started here.
First was I met this guy, named Charlie
who addresses himself as Chuck.

this guy.
HAHA xD

keeps telling us story about how he won many $
by playing big money

Second ! This year the radio keep advertise the
McD's prosperity burger right..
somemore this year got the
DOUBLE PROSPERITY BURGER.

walao !
double the wealth
double the health
double the prosperity
and double something larh,

damn the commercial.

i lost mahh money.

YES I AM BLAMING THE ADVERTISEMENT
( don't sue me )
for making me gamble my money away.

shit larh!!
i could've gotten myself a BB shirt or..

i should've just gotten the LV i-phone pouch.
AUD 375 !! black colour one.
fucken nice.

YOU WIN TODAY MR KHENG.
one day,
when i figure out a way to win money,
i will prove to you that im not a bank robber.
and crowns will give me back my money ..

( fyi, this teacher of mine claims that)
i'll be a good bank robber in my future days )

Geeeez,
okay, stop whining.

I am also promoting the new camera
i don't know what brand cause i don't really care..
but this camera is no joke okay.
it makes you go from
=( to =)
From Sad Face to HEPPI face.

Rigged ?
.no.

* drum rolls *
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evidence#2

* drum rolls *
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wahhh , fuckin imba!! LOLS !
cb camera this,
im gonna break your camera next time annie.
po crap !

Before

AFter


okay, im gonna stop posting stupid pictures of myself..

Hi xxh !
Mr. Hucci man


: eh bro, smile abit la.. lose 300 in crowns only..
your smile worth more la ...


: ya lo ! i shud smile more !

this smile no edit one larh ,
si hiao po.
tao yen see liao.
wo cao !

this is taken after the hot pot with miss yana
and her bf and mr chuck .


and 1 more fun thing for you guys to do in casino

go & pay attention to the faces man..
if you go around seeing faces like this

meaning, they just lost $$
and waiting to get their ass wh00ped by their parents.

but if you see these 2 fuckers

probably just won themselves some gucci jackets
or win enough money to buy some burberry skirts !
HAHA !

This is when we went to have some HOT POT !

in case you don't know what is hot pot


this...

the dinner i should have not went..
cause im very easy to believe ,
and wants to try it out myself .. HAHA

FAIL !

** cuz imma believer baby **

i don't know why so many
hiao po pictures
see this..

si bu hiao de nv ren.
....
*faints*

And this is evidence of me studying PAPA

Oh wait, not this one.
Shit !!

See PA ?!
Now can i go travel end of this year ?

Okay im running out of ideas of what to blog.
so ... whatever you do,


Don't be like these 2 sad fucks ..

suckerface of the week:
XiaoXiaoMing and Hucci Man

Kay larhs.
Gonna go dota with my SNSD bitches.
See you guys !

remember, love me moarrr !!
hahahh ..


Do it - House Rulez